Continuing from yesterday’s blog, I wanted to hear more stories about office sluts.  Male or female here, I certainly won’t discriminate based on gender.  Some questions to think about:

-Would you ever date the guy who is known as “the office slut”?

-Can you tell if someone is the office slut by the way they look or dress?

-Know anyone who tried to sleep with the boss in order to get ahead?

-Should I install a hidden camera in my office since it is apparently such a hotbed for sexual activities?

Maybe there’s money to be made online, yes?

Spezzano and Sandy touched on it this morning and I’m bringing it up because it’s part of my life…talking about Grand Theft Auto IV.  Now, I wasn’t waiting in line at midnight to buy the game like some people I know, but you’re damn right I am buying it tonight.  Am I a great role model or what?

Seriously, this is ADULT ENTERTAINMENT.  It’s no different than the other activities and entertainment we shield our kids from.  I promise you that this will stir up more controversy that any other form of entertainment has in a long time.  Remember 2 Live Crew?  That’s the kind of controversy I am anticipating.  Game changing controversy.  Let’s do our job as parents and keep our kids free of this.  If they do get their hands on it, have honest conversations about good and bad, fantasy and reality.

Or do what I am planning…institute early bedtime in your house for the next 3 months.

It’s been well documented that we went out on Friday night and absolutely destroyed ourselves. It’s fun to get together with old friends and just kind of act like idiots in general.

And speaking of old friends, an ex-PXY intern was one of those old friends either fortunate or unfortunate to run into us on Friday night.  What makes this ex-intern the subject of this blog is the information I obtained about her prior to her coming out Friday night.

At some point during her employment at 98 PXY, this girl had sex in the office.  Multiple times.  Multiple partners.  Normally, I would try not to judge.  But one of those times happened to be on my desk.

I’ll write it again.

She had sex on my desk.

In my haze Friday night, I am surprised I didn’t say anything to her about this newly obtained information about her past employment, but I did have an idea of how I wanted the conversation to turn out:

Her:  blah, blah, blah

Me: (nodding, pretending I care.)

Her:  blah, blah, blabity blah, blah…How’s things at PXY?

Me: (Eyes get big) Let me tell you, things are great.  They are!  I even have a new desk and office that doesn’t smell like chlamydia!

Her: (kicks me in the boys not realizing I am so drunk I feel no pain, storms out of bar crying).

Would’ve been great.  Didn’t happen though.  Was I right to take the high road and act cordial? Should I sneak into where she works and get freaky with Sandy on her desk? How would you have dealt with a spot like that?

I’m pumped.  Paramore just left our studios.  They are awesome.  They’re on before Jimmy Eat World tonight at R.I.T.  Jimmy Eat World is easily my favorite band of the last 10 years.  Tonight’s festivities will include:

Beer

A great concert

Beer

Friends from out of town

Beer

Garbage Plate

Ass-breath

There may be some injuries tonight.  Some of us may not make it out alive.  That’s the risk we’re willing to take for a good time.  Wish me luck.

MD

I have an addictive personality.  Presently, I am addicted to:

98PXY.com

Xbox 360

Sugar

Beer

Sex

Digg.com

Running

Lost(New episode tonight.  Shut up!)

MUSE

…to name a few.

People have been telling me to do something for quite a while.  I have resisted, not because I don’t understand it, rather, I don’t know if I can handle another addiction in my life at this point.

I’m talking about Facebook.

I have no loyalties to Myspace,  but I do have a decent network of friends and professionals on there.  The thought of starting from scratch on another social network site irritates me.  So tell me:

Facebook vs. Myspace pros and cons

Which do you spend more time on?

Which site is easier to make friends/contacts on?

You lie.

Don’t feel bad, I do it too.  We are liars.  Think about the stuff your mom used to or still does tell you:

“Watching TV too close will hurt your eyes and make you go blind!”

“Don’t swallow that gum - it will stay in your stomach for seven years!”

“If you keep making that face, it might freeze and stay that way forever!”

LIES!!!

Fear tactics to make us conform!  There is no proof that anything like any of the things your mom used to tell you would actually happen!

What are your favorite “mom-isms” from your childhood?  Use any on your kids now?  Sound off, ya’ big liar-head!