Don’t Drink Bleach. Seriously.
Florida. One mess of a state, isn’t it? Florida is a state that practices “abstinence only” sex education in their schools. That’s why I wasn’t surprised when I read about the group of teenagers who believed that drinking Mt. Dew and even BLEACH would help them prevent pregnancy and STD’s such as H.I.V.
No, actually drinking bleach will make sure whatever comes out your other end is crisp, white, and April fresh.
I don’t want to tell anyone how to run a state, and maybe I’m old fashioned, but if they want to make sure their kids aren’t having sex at a young age, couldn’t they just do what I did? If you’re a teenage boy, the mullet is a fool-proof form of birth control. It worked for me at least.
And I’ve got to think that if Florida wanted to keep their teenage girls virginal, an acid wash jeans come back could be the trick.
Other items I used to prevent myself from having sex:
My 1975 Dodge Dart
Denim jacket and shorts ensemble
Zoobaz
Waterbed
Sega gaming console
“Skid Row” poster
We should help Floridians by donating all of the crap that used to not get us laid. We’ll all be able to sleep easier knowing less Florida teenagers are doing shots of Clorox.
Today’s the last day of voting in the latest round of Rochester Insider’s Rochester Radio Madness. Looking for your votes. Get in before 7:00 tonight!
Big thanks to California Rollin’ at the ferry terminal. A bunch of us went out for a MASSIVE sushi feast last night. We particularly enjoyed their “Wasabi Bombers”. I was so intrigued by what made them so wicked, I had to get behind the bar to learn more.
If you’re a fan of the band Boys Like Girls, listen to me tomorrow after American Top 40 ends at noon. I’ll have FREE tickets for you to win for their show at Alfred State. Also, next week, tickets for Panic at the Disco. Hardcore fans will notice they have dropped the “!” from their name. Perhaps in the future they’ll consider new punctuation. Panic? At the Disco would be more fun to say. Anyways, like I said, if you want FREE Panic (?) tickets, listen to PXY every afternoon.
April 4th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Danger…
Ok, so yesterday while wlaking up to the subway platform I noticed a pair of acid washed jeans walking ahead of me.
It’s so funny you blog about this, but rather than be negative about it, I think, unfortunately, they are coming back into style….I can say this because I live in Toronto (yes there is saracsm in my voice).
Regardless, they were the skinny-jeans, acid washed, with the 1980s gold coloured zippers on the ankles.
I was really trying to figure out if she shops at Value Villiage or has infact purcahsed them from downtown some where…Someone help me please… or her…but then again, they looked good. She had the figure for it, and they were well-fitted.
Good call on the Sushi…You can never go wrong with that. Although you shouldn’t be eating it because of the mecrury content in seafood…It’s bad when couples are trying to conceive, or have infact already done so. (You can eat it, she can’t)
Ashleigh
April 5th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Were they pulled up to her armpits? Cuz that look is HOT!
April 6th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
LOL…no her pants did not come up that high.
But…
Have you noticed that a lot of fashionable women these days are wearing skirts and pants with gigantic belts that come right undernieth their bra? Tyra Banks sports it all the time…and I must admit, I bought a black fitted skirt that does the same thing. It fits like a corsette.
Fashion has obviously made an 80s come back, but with a modern twist. The acid washed, skinny leg (ie: “tapered”) jean is a rip-off from the 80s, but with a modern twist. Unlike the 80s, today’s jeans wont make your hips look like you’ve had eight children.
I am however, not a fan of women who aren’t skinny wearing skinny leg jeans. I see it all the time, and it doesn’t make sense or look right.
That’s your fashion less for the day.
Cheerio!
Ashleigh