Because this cat has dia-beetus.

Oh. Hell. Yes.

A lot of my thoughts have been consumed by the April 29th release of Grand Theft Auto IV. I can’t wait to hit the streets. Expect me to call in with a lot of “pink eye”.

She had the Apple Bottom Jeans, and the boots with the firrrr. Not fur. Firrrr.

But she doesn’t stop there.

In addition, she had the baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps.

So, it’s hard to tie your shoes if you’re a shawty?

When all was said and done shawty didn’t just get low. Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low. That’s low times seven.

You can’t do that.

I applaud you shawty.