For wanting us to spend our hard earned on the EXACT SAME gags you pulled in your Austin Powers franchise.  Don’t believe me?  Watch this:

Hate By Numbers: Mike Myer’s Love Guru Edition on FunnyOrDie.com

How can this…

Become this…

Or, *puke* this…

It happens when you get addicted to what you think may be a good thing.
In this case I’m talking about Botox and/or plastic surgery.

I am 100% anti cosmetic surgery.  Now, I’m not heartless.  If you need reconstruction surgery or if you have to go under the knife to save your life, I get it.

What I don’t get is the “cosmetic” part of cosmetic surgery.  I can see getting it done once or twice (see pic 1), feeling like it’s doing something for you so you go in more often (pic 2), until you’re a full blown addict looking like pic 3.

Sandy wants to get rid of a couple of wrinkles around her eyes and asked if she could go in for botox.

Guess how that went over with me.

Am I in the wrong for preventing her from doing something cosmetic that may boost her self esteem?  Do I just not get it because I’m a guy?