Tila Tequila: Don’t feed after midnight
This is Tila Tequila…
She is, IMHO, a 4 ft. tall, Gremlin-faced hooker. If you’re a fan of hers, we can’t be friends. Sorry. I have to draw the line somewhere.
Let’s analyze how she got popular, shall we? Tila had A LOT of friends on Myspace back in, say 2005. Not really “friends” though, just people she would request and accept all day long. Not the kind of people she would be able to sit back and reminisce about the good times they’ve had.
And that’s it. That’s her redeeming quality. Virtual popularity. Have you heard her music? It’s like listening to cats being boiled. Not that I know, or even can imagine what that sounds like, but you get the idea…
So having all these “friends” got Tila noticed. Virtual popularity has given this no talent trollup recognition to the point where she’s on MTV every 5 minutes. I mean it. Every. 5. Minutes.
And every time her show,”A Shot at Love” is on, I can’t help but read it as, “Asshat Love”. Because that’s what my brain tells me she is…an asshat.
All that being said, I’d hit it.
With a garbage truck.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
she’s truly gross. but being bi myself, i kinda like her show. only b/c i can relate.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Cats being boiled? That’s a little over the line, don’t you think?
June 25th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Who’s Tila Tequila?
June 25th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
YES!! Exactly Sam!
June 25th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Just checking here…Boiling cats=bad, but 4 ft. Gremlin faced hooker is okay?
Making sure.
MD
August 8th, 2008 at 9:39 am
I agree that Tila is pointless and a waste of airspace but when you need a really good laugh after a bad day watching her try to win someone’s heart then getting hers broken in the end is awesome. Shot at Love 3….let’s hope not she should go back to her hometown and find her “true love” there.