End of days for Miley
Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013.
Unless we, as Americans, turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the ‘Hannah Montana’ star will soon be completely tapped out.
Please take a moment to view this important news piece.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:29 am
2013? I thought more like 2009. It’s funny because it’s true.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
Please let the scientists be right. My girls watch Hannah Montana religiously. It may be the worst show EVER. I know it isn’t for me to enjoy, but there is only so much a man can take.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:35 am
Earthquake wiping out Etchsketchistan. That’s the funniest part.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:36 am
She’s long past her expiration date.
I predict she’ll soon hit that clubbing phase, which will lead to table dancing then sex tapes. The world is your oyster, Miley!
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:40 am
Here’s my prediction for Miley:
Preggers by 2009
Coke whore by 2010
VH1 Reality show by 2011
Sleeping with Wilmer Valderamma by 2013
fin
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:46 am
I don’t think we’ll ever run out of Miley. There will always been something left, but at a very steep cost to retrieve or pump out.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:48 am
That’s why I have started to drive a car that gets good mileyage.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:22 pm
OMG this is the funniest thing I think I’ve ever seen! But so true at the same time!!
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:05 pm
This is how sad it is….On the cover with Ontario’s big news that the Ontario government has passed a bill the fund three of the most expensive drugs for cancer patients, the editors felt it fitting to place the same news you just posted about Miley right beside it.
Priorities.
July 5th, 2008 at 9:17 am
So yesterday while applying for a job at Much Music downtown (I had a day off, and decided to go have some fun….), I saw a guy looking rather dolled-up with makeup artists, and clothing people picking away to him. Along side a camera crew they were all standing outside the building right on Queen…
I said to Adam, “that guy’s going to be on TV.” Walked right by the guy who appeared to look like a male robot, we thought nothing of it and didn’t speak of it again.
Later that day I was looking at the Toronto Star and saw that the Jonas brothers were in town, and it was in fact one of them who I saw earlier that day.
That’s me not caring…or being old and out-of-the-loop.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:24 am
Miley Cyrus is amazing! She’s my role model, an amazing singer and actres. Who are you guys to judge, anyway? I hope she proves you all wrong!
July 8th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
We judge a lot, Megan. We’re judging you right now…
July 8th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Well put, Ash. Well put.
-MD
July 8th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
still you don’t know miley, i don’t know her either, but i’m not saying shes horrible. all you hear about on the news is all the bad stuff she does instead of all the good stuff!
July 8th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
miley cyrus is still amazing, shes still my idol. and SHE DEFFINATLY will not be preggers anytime soon. shes a great girl with a great family! and yeahh when she becomes the next oprah you’ll be mad you dissed her!
July 12th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
next oprah? thats pushing it i’d say… no one can bet the O!