Ok, really now. It’s getting out of control. You look ridiculous and you’re not fooling anyone. No one believes you are so important that you need to keep your bluetooth headset on at all times.

If you’re driving and you need to be hands free, by all means, wear it. I’ll never be angry at someone who wears the bluetooth while in transit. But what I saw today just completely set me off.

First, someone who works here stood at the base of the staircase having what looked to be a conversation with himself. No, actually he had his bluetooth on and had to show everyone whom he came in contact with that he was indeed talking! On his cellular phone! Pretty cool, right guys!

The capper was at lunch. I really couldn’t believe my eyes. Of all the d-bags who could wear a bluetooth, this one hit me the hardest. Who was wearing the bluetooth at this dining establishment, you ask? The host/hostess? No. The bartender? Afraid not. THE FREAKING BUS BOY WAS WEARING HIS BLUETOOTH. WHILE BUSING TABLES!

Dude. You’re busing tables at a semi-fast food restaurant. Lose the bluetooth. It doesn’t provide you with status. It makes me want to jam this burrito down your throat so hard you instantaneously poop pinto beans. God, I don’t like people who wear bluetooth headsets.