List Time!
After perusing through yesterday’s comments, and seeing the willingness to post random facts about Mr. T., I thought it would be fun to do a list in today’s comments.
Topic: Things You’ll Never Hear
I’ll start.
“Hey man, after the game, maybe we can head over to Movies 10 for the midnight showing of Sex in the City.”
Go.
July 31st, 2008 at 4:24 pm
How about, “So, how can I go about infesting my house with cockroaches?”
July 31st, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Or, “That Paris Hilton is so talented and classy.”
July 31st, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Or…
“I sure am craving some beets right now!”
July 31st, 2008 at 4:38 pm
“Mike Meyers deserves an Oscar for his work on ‘The Love Guru’.”
July 31st, 2008 at 4:41 pm
“Do you sell O’ Douls by the keg?”
July 31st, 2008 at 4:42 pm
“Hey, what channel is C-Span 2?”
July 31st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
That guy would be so much hotter if he only had dandruff.
July 31st, 2008 at 4:51 pm
What about, “Donald Trump is such a hottie!”
July 31st, 2008 at 5:01 pm
“Sure, I’ll have a beer! Make it a Genny Cream Ale!”
July 31st, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Or…”Your Bluetooth doesn’t make you look pretentious at all!”
July 31st, 2008 at 5:07 pm
My dog’s name? Kevin.
July 31st, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Mike Danger sure is a funny guy!
July 31st, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I should have seen that one coming.
*inserts face in palm*
July 31st, 2008 at 5:21 pm
“I think the current price of gas is fair and reasonable.”
July 31st, 2008 at 5:33 pm
or, “Joan Rivers had plastic surgery? I would’ve never guessed by looking at her.”
July 31st, 2008 at 6:50 pm
“What that’s really Michael Jackson’s nose?”
August 1st, 2008 at 10:59 am
GEE………. I WIDH I WAS AT WORK RIGHT NOW!!
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:02 am
How about “I don’t see why they can’t raise the gas prices higher?”
PS. Please do not insult beats. I’m Russian and grew up eating Borscht which uses beats and is really good.
August 5th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Elliott Spitzer is a babe and I want him to be MY client.