A picture of Clownshoes.  You’re welcome.

We have a TV in our studio.  Usually, when I enter at 3:00, it’s tuned to one soap opera or another.  I don’t really pay attention, but when there’s a sex scene it’s kinda hard not to catch a peek.

Here’s the thing.  These scenes (and it goes for movies too), are all too perfect.  Not realistic AT ALL.  That’s why this made me laugh.

May not be suitable for minors…

Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013.

Unless we, as Americans, turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the ‘Hannah Montana’ star will soon be completely tapped out.

Please take a moment to view this important news piece.

I was watching the Yankees while running last night and didn’t recognize this man:

It’s Yankees slugger Jason Giambi.  Sporting a mustache.  Not sure why, but he just became more bad ass than ever.  Unless you’re a cop or state trooper, it’s nearly impossible to pull off the look.

Some people can…

Some people can’t…

Some should never try to grow one again…

No matter what, the ’stache deserves respect and should be feared at all times.

For months now, from time to time, we as a family, will huddle around a colorful animated board game you all know and love.

So, Candy Land has changed a ton through the years. Ok, no, it hasn’t. If you know basic colors, you can play. My daughter loves it, so we play often. Here’s my issue. I ALWAYS LOSE!

How can one man be so un-lucky? There is absolutely ZERO skill involved in playing this game, yet I always lose…by a lot.

That is, until last night.

I came into last nights match up with a career record of 1-47. But last night…Well, last night was magical.

Game 1:

My first card pulled was a single Orange. That gives me an early advantage as the first Orange in the game is “Rainbow Trail”. I never looked back. Each card raced me to the finish. Double purple, double red. Leah got “Lolly” to get a little sniff, but in the end I won by a large margin.

Game 2:

Maybe the quickest game of Candy Land on record. The first card I selected was “Princess Frostine, ” the best character card you can pick. I reached the Candy Castle a few swift moves later before either Leah or Sandy could even make it to “Gloppy”.

So, there you have it. Allow me to gloat today. Today I am not unlike the Spanish squad that just won Euro 2008 (Viva Espana!) by going undefeated.

Today, I am the supreme champion of Candy Land!