I’m a guy.  Through and through.  When needed, I can say and do the right things.  I can even be *gasp* sensitive to your needs.

There is one area, however, where I need to put my foot down.

Keep your purse away from me.  Don’t ask me to hold it when you go to the bathroom.  Don’t make me sit next to it in the movie theater.  Don’t leave it within 5 feet of me (I’m looking at YOU Megan Carter!)

If provoked, I will treat your designer handbag as if it is glazed over with anthrax.

Don’t ask me why.  Just understand.