Friendly reminder

I’m a guy.  Through and through.  When needed, I can say and do the right things.  I can even be *gasp* sensitive to your needs.

There is one area, however, where I need to put my foot down.

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Keep your purse away from me.  Don’t ask me to hold it when you go to the bathroom.  Don’t make me sit next to it in the movie theater.  Don’t leave it within 5 feet of me (I’m looking at YOU Megan Carter!)

If provoked, I will treat your designer handbag as if it is glazed over with anthrax.

Don’t ask me why.  Just understand.

4 Responses to “Friendly reminder”

  1. Jessica Says:

    What are you going to do in your new career if Nick Jonas asks you to hold his purse? :-)

  2. danger-rochester Says:

    That little girl WOULD ask me to hold his purse, wouldn’t he?

  3. bunny Says:

    Did you just refer to Nick Jonas as a girl? I think you may hear something about that!

  4. dee Says:

    hahha i have found though with guys, when they want something, just go out and spend however much cash it is on what they want, on a new purse! the guy i am seeing wants a new tire for his bike, so i sent him a picture of my new guess purse…which costs as much as his tire :)

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