Name That Odor!
When I was a bachelor, I will be the first to admit that I didn’t ever set a high standard of cleanliness. That might actually be an understatement. More accurately, I’m pretty sure there was a period of time where the cure for cancer was growing in my shower.
Whatever. You call it soap scum. I call it grip tape.
Sandy is a neat freak. Our house is well kept. She’s awesome. So I was kind of confused this morning as I stepped into the shower.
MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!!
Sandy was the last to use the shower. I can verify that she doesn’t smell like the death stench I encountered this morning. So, what is it?
Did we skin a skunk and try to jam it down the shower drain?
Did I come home drunk after a garbage plate consumption and mistake the shower for the toilet?
Did Sandy buy a new brand of body scrub which promises to leave you smelling of road kill?
I was so taken aback, it really has me off my game today. I’m freaking emotional over it.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
If I tell you that you smell terrific, would you give me jam tickets?
August 13th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
One morning I had to drop of my car for some repairs at the dealership. I picked it up later that evening and everything was in working order. After a few days, I started to notice a strong odor. No worries, I figured if I drove around with the windows open it would go away. But it didn’t. Upon further inspection a few weeks later I found a white paper bundle in the back of my trunk. It was a few pounds of steak wrapped up in butchers paper. Apparently, someone at the dealership decided to test drive my car while running an errand to the meat market. Rotting meat. It was awful.
August 13th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Honestly, check every where…bathroom cupboards…under the sink…You have a little person in your house who could have hid anything, anywhere…I have no idea, maybe it’s gone now? Maybe you have a tooting problem, and the problem is you don’t realize you’re doing it anymore???? Once again, I have no idea.
August 13th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
You know, after I read this I thought, “Oh no, what if it’s ME?!?!” It’s not. But maybe there’s some kind of scent that my nose is sensitive to and my brain tells me it’s something awful…I don’t know, but DAY-UMMM it’s pungent.