Comments on: Don’t Piss Off The Gymnast

By: Sara

Sara — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:35:09 +0000

Alicia Sacramones’ favorite cereal is Kellogg’s Nails ‘N’ Gravel.

Aaron — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:29:40 +0000

Alicia Sacramone plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

Amy — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:18:51 +0000

Alicia Sacramone once participated in the running of the bulls. She walked.

Dan — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:16:42 +0000

When Alicia Sacramone goes to out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Sabrina — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:11:17 +0000

Some kids play Kick the can. Alicia Sacramone played Kick the keg.

gina — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:04:17 +0000

There is no such thing as global warming. Alicia Sacramone was cold, so she turned the sun up.

Jessica — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:01:14 +0000

Alicia Sacramone can slam a revolving door.

ericka — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:16:10 +0000

Alicia Sacramone doesn’t stub her toes. She accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Lindsey — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:07:39 +0000

Alicia Sacramone doesn’t bowl strikes, she just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

danger-rochester — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:59:25 +0000

Alicia Sacramone is the new Chuck Norris:

Alicia Sacramone grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage.

Ben — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:44:05 +0000

Me thinks her best chance for gold would be in boxing and not gymnastics.

Shelia — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:21:49 +0000

That is one sick left hook. U.S.A.!