Don’t Piss Off The Gymnast
Alicia Sacramone is a U.S. gymnast. And after seeing this, she is clearly badass.
Remind me not to yell, “STICK YOUR LANDING!” at my TV anymore.
Alicia Sacramone is a U.S. gymnast. And after seeing this, she is clearly badass.
Remind me not to yell, “STICK YOUR LANDING!” at my TV anymore.
August 14th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
That is one sick left hook. U.S.A.!
August 14th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Me thinks her best chance for gold would be in boxing and not gymnastics.
August 14th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Alicia Sacramone is the new Chuck Norris:
Alicia Sacramone grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage.
August 14th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Alicia Sacramone doesn’t bowl strikes, she just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
August 14th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Alicia Sacramone doesn’t stub her toes. She accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
August 14th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Alicia Sacramone can slam a revolving door.
August 14th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
There is no such thing as global warming. Alicia Sacramone was cold, so she turned the sun up.
August 14th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Some kids play Kick the can. Alicia Sacramone played Kick the keg.
August 14th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
When Alicia Sacramone goes to out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
August 14th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Alicia Sacramone once participated in the running of the bulls. She walked.
August 14th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Alicia Sacramone plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
August 14th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Alicia Sacramones’ favorite cereal is Kellogg’s Nails ‘N’ Gravel.