What’s the appeal of popping a zit on your man’s back?

As a guy, I might get excited over a free buffet of chicken wings and beer.  But, as a woman, you get excited over a whitehead on your man’s shoulder.  Help me understand.

If you have ever to offered to do this for your guy you have no doubt uttered the words, “Let me get this one, it is so ready.”

Really?

If it’s so ready why are you drilling at it for fifteen minutes to the point where my shoes are filled with blood?

Then, (this is the best) if your man offers to pop one on you, the response is always the same.

“It’s not good to pop zits.”

Indeed.