Archive for August, 2008

Hopped up on ‘The Z’ pt. 2

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

A few weeks ago, I informed you of my addiction to “Zours”, a candy that we have CASES of here at the station (for sampling purposes, obviously).

Many of you expressed concern.   Some of you tried an intervention, warning me that “The Z” was simply a gateway candy.  Today, you’re popping Zours, tomorrow you’ve got a full blown “Fun Dip” addiction.

I just thought  I would share my progress with you today…

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Umm, yeah.  I’m a full blown addict.  I need help.

Weekend synopsis

Monday, August 11th, 2008
  • Opening ceremonies in Beijing.  Wow.  Just, wow.
  • I ate a Garbage Plate after my show Saturday afternoon…and I wasn’t even hung over.
  • We watched gymnastics…”Stick your landing!” was shouted at the TV many times.
  • I played Madden ‘08 on my XBox 360.  Gotta brush up for Madden ‘09 which comes out tomorrow.  I may never leave my basement again.
  • I ran 20 miles yesterday.  I hurt.
  • The swimming relay last night was SICK!  I wasn’t a big Phelps fan (or Phan, if you will) but now I am totally into watching him win 8 gold medals.

Neck Tattoo

Friday, August 8th, 2008

It just screams “Winner in Life!”, doesn’t it?

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We had to register Leah in her pre-K today and one of the parents was sporting this fantastic look. Hooray for public schools, right?!

I can only imagine that he had a full plate of worthwhile activities that day. I’m sure neck tattoo guy had to “squeeze in” his kids pre-K registration between his tee-time at Oak Hill and his HR appointment with Xerox after accepting their CEO position.

I know I shouldn’t judge, but I will anyway.

Unless you’re a professional football player or hip hop or punk rock star a tattoo on your neck is NOT a good look. It is what I would call, a “Worst Possible Decision.”

If you have a tattoo on your neck, I’ll even say if you associate yourself with someone who has a tattoo on their neck, I’m going to go ahead and assume that you suck at life.

Friendly reminder

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

I’m a guy.  Through and through.  When needed, I can say and do the right things.  I can even be *gasp* sensitive to your needs.

There is one area, however, where I need to put my foot down.

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Keep your purse away from me.  Don’t ask me to hold it when you go to the bathroom.  Don’t make me sit next to it in the movie theater.  Don’t leave it within 5 feet of me (I’m looking at YOU Megan Carter!)

If provoked, I will treat your designer handbag as if it is glazed over with anthrax.

Don’t ask me why.  Just understand.

I’m leaving radio

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

I’ve decided that after close to 20 years working in radio, it’s time for a new challenge.

I’ve accepted the position of 4th Jonas Brother.

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I will be their “hype” man similar to Flava Flav from the 80’s rap group Public Enemy.

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I know this will shock many of you, but I appreciate your understanding.  I am following a dream, and no one can stop me.

See you on the road.  I’m stepping into the lava!

How a family was born

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

It was a Wednesday afternoon and he just dropped his wife off at home after their appointment. He still had to return to the office. The sun was shining and the sky a clear blue.

The cell phone vibrates.

“You should bring her in now. We feel like the time is right.”

At this moment the adrenaline started to kick in. He knew what was about to happen, but he didn’t know how he would feel about it or how it would change his life forever.

He surprises her while she is drying her hair after a shower.

“What are you doing home?”

“It’s time. Let’s grab our stuff.”

There was nervous anticipation the entire time they were in the truck together. As they settled into their room, people were shuffling in and out, taking tests and checking charts.

“OK, maybe you aren’t as ready as we thought. Let’s see what happens in the next few hours. You may have a hard time sleeping, so take this Ambien.”

In the early hours of the morning, the silence was broken with sickness. She had never taken drugs before, so no one could’ve known how she was going to react to it. The reaction led to the reason they were there.

For the next 10 hours they worked together through pain, emotion, and contemplation. He fed her ice chips and held her hand while a CD of harp music soothed the ambiance. She never stopped pushing. Never.

Finally, it happened. You could start to see the head. She pushed, he coaxed. And she was born.

7 pounds, 13 ounces. Leah Riley.

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The instant my daughter was born, I knew that life as I knew it was over. This would be the beginning of a new chapter for both Sandy and I. We were responsible for the well being of someone other than ourselves.

We both bawled our eyes out. She was beautiful. Leah wasn’t bad either.

The days following her birth are a complete blur. A constant line of visitors interrupting a limited amount of power naps. In an instant, Sandy became a mother. I could tell she was going to be a good one by the way she held Leah as they slept together.

Since then, we’ve devoted ourselves to growing her. Growing a little person. Taking a little girl and teaching her to be a little lady.

We gave her life, and she gives it right back.

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Happy birthday shorty. You’re my greatest achievement.

Hero of the Day

Friday, August 1st, 2008

As if an earthquake in LA this week wasn’t enough…

LA Councilman Dennis Zine is behind a proposal to put stricter laws on the ways the paparazzi operate.

And,  when the meeting took place as to what should be done, it turned more into a showdown between Zine and LAPD Chief William Bratton, who openly opposes the new legislation.

According to Chief Bratton, he decided to leave his morning workout and show up at 6am to be near reporters since apparently Zine’s last live interview about the paparazzi aggravated him so much.

His directness on the situation makes him my favorite human today!