Archuleta
I didn’t watch a lot of American Idol this past season. I am aware that the two finalists were both named David. There was the winner, Cook, and the runner-up, Archuleta.

Every time I play his hit “Crush”, I’ve been racking my brain, thinking about who he reminds me of.
Yesterday, it hit me.

David Archuleta is the Rick Astley of the new millenium. David would never give you up, let you down, run around and desert you. David would never make you cry, say goodbye, or tell a lie and hurt you.
It’s a shame his name is David. David-roll just doesn’t have a nice ring to it.
October 9th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
This made my day. I have no idea why David A. creeps me out so much, but he does.