Why Russert and Carlin and not O’ Reilly and Mencia?

For wanting us to spend our hard earned on the EXACT SAME gags you pulled in your Austin Powers franchise.  Don’t believe me?  Watch this:

Hate By Numbers: Mike Myer’s Love Guru Edition on FunnyOrDie.com

Sex ed teacher perhaps?

Ok, you’ll only really enjoy this if you have the maturity level of a 12 year old.

Like me.

Exhibit A: Robert Downey Jr.

Exhibit B: Rob Lowe

Exhibit C: Clooney

What do these 3 men have in common? Check the facial hair. I haven’t shaved since before last weekend and I have started to notice a few *gulp* greys…

I am NOT ashamed of them though. I WILL NOT be taking measures to hide them. I’ve always believed age is a mere number and no matter how old I may be, I’ll always have youthful energy and maturity. So my dilemma…shave or grow it out? Hot or not, ladies…

Miley Cyrus has posted some new “racy” pics on her myspace page.  What do you think?  Would you consider these pics “racy”?  I know if my 15 year old dressed or took pics like that we would have to have a chat.  Anyways, these are the pics I was talking about.  Kind of par for the course when you consider “young hollywood”, but there are certainly other role models doing worse things than taking a picture with their green bra exposed.  I’m looking at you Lindsay Lohan!

Also, FOX NEWS is reporting Jordin Sparks has a throat ailment that may prevent her from ever performing again! CLICK HERE to watch it. Hopefully, this report is exaggerated.  Hoping she gets better soon!