The Mtv Infomercial
Monday, June 1st, 2009I didn’t watch the Mtv Movie Awards last night. Or last year. Or the year before that. Go ahead and throw in the Mtv Video Music Awards as well. Sorry.
Honestly. Has anyone else noticed that Mtv is one giant commercial? It’s been this way for years. There’s a word for what the MTV Movie Awards are. That word is-infomercial. And the
only infomercials I like to watch have Billy Mays as your host.
Maybe I’m on to something. Billy Mays hosts the MTV Awards from here on out…
“ZAC EFRON! YOU NEED A HAIRCUT? YOU NEED THE FLOWBEE!”
“MAGIC PUTTY WORKS SO WELL, IT EVEN SEALS HEIDI MONTAG’S MOUTH!”
“THAT TEA-BAG BRUNO JUST HIT EMINEM WITH IS A MESS. CLEAN IT UP WITH KABOOM!”

Obviously, the years have been rough on Mickey. Some botched plastic surgery and battles with various demons would be my best guesses.
Take it with a grain, but