No, I’m not talking about my sex life.

Yesterday I was toying with the idea of growing out my scruff considering there are new traces of grey.  You know, if it works for Clooney, why not me, right?  So how did I go from this yesterday…

To THIS today…

Pretty simple, actually.  Here’s how the convo went down:

Gutless (ME):  *to Sandy* “So, I’m thinking about growing out my scruff, you know, Clooney.

Sandy:  I don’t like scruff.

Gutless:  Yeah, but…Clooney…

Sandy: I only like scruff when I use your face to scratch an itch.

So I shaved this morning.  My attempt at growing some facial hair halted by my wife’s disdain for it.  If you’re wondering where my cojones are, check Sandy’s purse.

If you heard any of Spezzano and Sandy this morning, then you heard me take a verbal beat down at the hands of Sandy and pretty much every female listening.

I’M A GUY! Cut me a LITTLE slack. I always try to do the right thing. Sometimes things get misunderstood and all of a sudden I’m a bad husband because “I don’t listen”.

I will continue to hold ground when it comes to my opinions on this matter. They are:

1. Three Olives grape vodka and Sprite is a nasty flavor combination. I mean, grape…and Lymon??? Puke. Tonic is a far superior mixer and would’ve been enjoyed if given the chance.

2. If you’re sick and I bring medicine…TAKE IT! Yes, I heard you ask for a specific brand. Guess what? IT’S NOT WORKING! Try the stuff that might actually work for you before killing me for going out of my way to try and be a good guy.

Allow me to provide every now and then! I actually live for it!

Like most guys, I screw up. Like most guys, some things you say to me will go in one ear and out the other. You may need to nag. I may complain about said nagging. Can’t help it. You are a greater gender. I cannot compete.

There, I said it. I truly believe women, on the whole, are smarter than men.

I also believe dogs are smarter than women!

That’s just a joke…really, it is.

Love ya, girls!

Wow. What a weekend.

If you didn’t hear, Friday was kind of rough for me.  My phone broke and I was without it for a good part of the day.  Isn’t it scary to think how attached we are to technology?  I was ruined because the life that I had perfectly organized through my phone was potentially gone.  I’m happy to announce, I have a new phone.  I didn’t lose any of my appointments or contacts so all is right with the world.

Saturday morning I ran in the Rochester “Run for Health” 5K with my friends from DFC at Genesee Valley Park.  It was a great morning for a run.  I ran my fastest mile and best time ever!  After that, I came straight to PXY for my Saturday afternoon show.  Just be glad you were on the other side of those speakers.  I was more than a little funky after that run.  If only I had some AXE…Is it just me or is the AXE commercial a little disturbing and gross?

We went to the beach and walked around later on Saturday.  I know I’ve touched on this before, but I am still floored whenever I see a parent smoking around their kids.  It happened again!  I saw a mother light up with her kid’s right next to her!  STOP IT!

Yesterday, I probably couldn’t have been more domestic if I tried.  First stop, Lowes.  I went to town.  Fertilizer, seed, soil, and garage floor coating.  What I’m getting at here is, you’ll be able to see my lawn from space, and you’ll be able to eat filet mignon off my garage floor this summer.  Then, Sandy and I went to the canal.  I ran and she biked.  We did nine miles.  My feet look like they’ve been dragged over a cheese grater.  Pretty sure I have a blister the size of Argentina on my left foot.

So, if I had to pick a mood for today I would say it is refreshed.  I’m back at it.  Hope your weekend was as much fun as mine was.  Oh, btw, Kasper is back on tonight after recovering for the past 2 weeks.  I’m sure there will be plenty to discuss.

I got a call from a listener on Monday who was livid.  She had seen the Kobe Bryant car jumping video and was upset that kids would imitate it and injure themselves in the process.

I understood her concern, but brushed it off because I had actually watched the video last weekend while I was surfing.  Oh, and my 3 year old watched it with me.  We had a laugh because we also watched the REAL Kobe Bryant car jumping video as well.

So am I a bad parent for exposing my daughter to this?

I remember being a kid and buying the Guns and Roses “Appetite for Destruction” tape.  I was so excited to be able to listen to “Welcome to the Jungle” over and over again.  Then my parents wanted to hear the tape as well.  If you know that album, then you know that it isn’t so squeaky clean.  After my parents heard the first few F-bombs, they told me I wasn’t allowed to listen to it anymore.

So what did I do?  I listened to it more than ever.

Isn’t that the way it is?

Is there a drawback to trying to shelter your kids?  What did your parents shelter you from when you were younger?  What are YOU banning your kids from?

Before I get into this today, you should know a few things about me:

I’m a Star Wars geek

I enjoy playing video games

Potty humor makes me laugh

I NEVER want to have to wear a suit and tie

I am stubborn and claim to never be wrong

I look forward to watching TV shows with my daughter

Am I immature?  Probably.  Like most of you, I enjoy avoiding responsibility at times and acting like I’m 15 again.  I’m a man-child.  I know when I have to play the role of responsible adult, and I know when I can get away with being an idiot.

Sandy gets me because she understands that if she gives me an inch, I’ll give her a lifetime.  Is she out of bounds for thinking this way?

Jenna lives off of Park Ave and gave me a call the other day.  She told me how she broke up with her boyfriend of a couple of months over “childish behavior”.  Apparently, she discovered his collection of Star Wars action figures and decided that was the deal breaker.

Really?

Where’s the line?  This guy could have treated her like a princess, but because he held on to a childhood obsession, she kicked him to the curb.

What would be your final straw?  As guys, we’re all a little immature, but is there one thing that if you found out about it, you’d run for the door?  Ever break up with a guy who was TOO child-like?

I ate a cupcake at breakfast today.  It was the last one in the house.  I had no idea the kind of impact this would have on my 3 year old daughter.

Needless to say, a compensation package is being put together as I write this in order for me to be admitted into my own home tonight.  Wish me luck.

Sure could use your vote for Insider’s Rochester Radio Madness. Seeing as I’m about to be homeless and all…

Listen. This is the most important link you will click all day.

Don’t you love April Fools? Now you know how poor Kasper feels. Yesterday, I replaced everything from the first half hour of his show with the Rick Astley 80’s SMASH “Never Gonna Give You Up”. He had NO IDEA what was happening. Everything he tried to do backfired and all he could do was play the song again.

If you’ve never done it, go ahead, Rickroll someone today. You’ll smile afterwards!

It’s baby making time! Sandy has us on a “baby sex” schedule. We REALLY want to get preggers before we have to try and explain to our 3 year old what happened last week. Here’s the “Danger Dillemma” today: Our daughter has a 6th sense whenever we try and to the hibbity-dibbity. If we close the door, she opens it. If we hide, she finds us. She’s like a dope sniffing dog in Kasper’s apartment! The last thing I want to do is scar her for life. I’m sure some of you walked in on your parents as a kid. Didn’t sit to well with you, did it? When and how do we make this work? Sandy’s asleep by 10:00 to get up for the next morning’s show. And Leah usually doesn’t hit a wall until around 10:30. I mean, it’s not like I’m asking for a lot of time here…30 seconds is all I need! Do I need to start leaving a plastic cup in the morning???

On a completely different note, I know some of you have had some issues with your Club PXY account. Hang in there. We’re working out all of the bugs with the conversion to the NEW 98pxy.com. Kinda cool that we’re FINALLY streaming though, right?

Oh, and never feel like you can’t leave a comment for me here. I’ll always do my best to check back and get a response it. If you’ve read my myspace blog you know I love to read and respond to comments, so don’t be shy! I only have a few minutes a day on the air to talk to you, so this blog can serve as another way for us to communicate.

As always, thanks for listening to 98 PXY!