Continuing from yesterday’s blog, I wanted to hear more stories about office sluts.  Male or female here, I certainly won’t discriminate based on gender.  Some questions to think about:

-Would you ever date the guy who is known as “the office slut”?

-Can you tell if someone is the office slut by the way they look or dress?

-Know anyone who tried to sleep with the boss in order to get ahead?

-Should I install a hidden camera in my office since it is apparently such a hotbed for sexual activities?

Maybe there’s money to be made online, yes?

Spezzano and Sandy touched on it this morning and I’m bringing it up because it’s part of my life…talking about Grand Theft Auto IV.  Now, I wasn’t waiting in line at midnight to buy the game like some people I know, but you’re damn right I am buying it tonight.  Am I a great role model or what?

Seriously, this is ADULT ENTERTAINMENT.  It’s no different than the other activities and entertainment we shield our kids from.  I promise you that this will stir up more controversy that any other form of entertainment has in a long time.  Remember 2 Live Crew?  That’s the kind of controversy I am anticipating.  Game changing controversy.  Let’s do our job as parents and keep our kids free of this.  If they do get their hands on it, have honest conversations about good and bad, fantasy and reality.

Or do what I am planning…institute early bedtime in your house for the next 3 months.

It’s been well documented that we went out on Friday night and absolutely destroyed ourselves. It’s fun to get together with old friends and just kind of act like idiots in general.

And speaking of old friends, an ex-PXY intern was one of those old friends either fortunate or unfortunate to run into us on Friday night.  What makes this ex-intern the subject of this blog is the information I obtained about her prior to her coming out Friday night.

At some point during her employment at 98 PXY, this girl had sex in the office.  Multiple times.  Multiple partners.  Normally, I would try not to judge.  But one of those times happened to be on my desk.

I’ll write it again.

She had sex on my desk.

In my haze Friday night, I am surprised I didn’t say anything to her about this newly obtained information about her past employment, but I did have an idea of how I wanted the conversation to turn out:

Her:  blah, blah, blah

Me: (nodding, pretending I care.)

Her:  blah, blah, blabity blah, blah…How’s things at PXY?

Me: (Eyes get big) Let me tell you, things are great.  They are!  I even have a new desk and office that doesn’t smell like chlamydia!

Her: (kicks me in the boys not realizing I am so drunk I feel no pain, storms out of bar crying).

Would’ve been great.  Didn’t happen though.  Was I right to take the high road and act cordial? Should I sneak into where she works and get freaky with Sandy on her desk? How would you have dealt with a spot like that?

I have an addictive personality.  Presently, I am addicted to:

98PXY.com

Xbox 360

Sugar

Beer

Sex

Digg.com

Running

Lost(New episode tonight.  Shut up!)

MUSE

…to name a few.

People have been telling me to do something for quite a while.  I have resisted, not because I don’t understand it, rather, I don’t know if I can handle another addiction in my life at this point.

I’m talking about Facebook.

I have no loyalties to Myspace,  but I do have a decent network of friends and professionals on there.  The thought of starting from scratch on another social network site irritates me.  So tell me:

Facebook vs. Myspace pros and cons

Which do you spend more time on?

Which site is easier to make friends/contacts on?

Before I get into this today, you should know a few things about me:

I’m a Star Wars geek

I enjoy playing video games

Potty humor makes me laugh

I NEVER want to have to wear a suit and tie

I am stubborn and claim to never be wrong

I look forward to watching TV shows with my daughter

Am I immature?  Probably.  Like most of you, I enjoy avoiding responsibility at times and acting like I’m 15 again.  I’m a man-child.  I know when I have to play the role of responsible adult, and I know when I can get away with being an idiot.

Sandy gets me because she understands that if she gives me an inch, I’ll give her a lifetime.  Is she out of bounds for thinking this way?

Jenna lives off of Park Ave and gave me a call the other day.  She told me how she broke up with her boyfriend of a couple of months over “childish behavior”.  Apparently, she discovered his collection of Star Wars action figures and decided that was the deal breaker.

Really?

Where’s the line?  This guy could have treated her like a princess, but because he held on to a childhood obsession, she kicked him to the curb.

What would be your final straw?  As guys, we’re all a little immature, but is there one thing that if you found out about it, you’d run for the door?  Ever break up with a guy who was TOO child-like?