Sex ed teacher perhaps?

Ok, you’ll only really enjoy this if you have the maturity level of a 12 year old.

Like me.

Have you met Spezzano and Sandy?

Today, they are my 97% enemy, 3% wife.

In case you weren’t aware I’m a HUGE fan of LOST. Last night was the two hour season finale. Last season’s finale was some of the best television I can ever remember watching, so I had high expectations for last night.

There was just one problem…I ran in Corporate Challenge last night at R.I.T. (27:59, thank you very much) so I didn’t get home until after 10:00, hence missing the first hour of the season finale.

No worries though, it’s 2008 and through the power of technology I will watch it on my schedule. The plan is to download the episode through my Xbox and enjoy some LOST goodness in Glorious High Definition and Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound. (I know, I’m a geek.)

So, as I’m getting ready for work this morning I’ve got S+S on like I always do, and what do I hear? SPOILERS!!! They start rattling off all of the stuff that went down on last nights episode. NOOOOO!!!!

I’ve never wanted to fire anybody, but this morning I wanted to fire all of them.

HOW FRIGGIN’ RUDE!!!!

If you saw it, by all means avoid me today. No more spoilers. I mean it. This is NOT a joke.

But THIS GUY is proof that they CAN dance.  It’s from “So You Think You Can Dance”.  I only wish I could mute the middle judge.  She may have the most annoying laugh known to man.

Remember the Muppet Show? Click this for a video of HIGH-larious outtakes!

I heard Amanda mention this morning that she hates that she likes the new Britney Spears song “Break the Ice”. I’m here to tell you that it is perfectly NORMAL to like that song. I wouldn’t even classify it as a “guilty pleasure”. Why? Because IT’S GOOD! Want to know something else? Her whole “Blackout” album is good. I’ll even go as far as saying it’s her best album ever.

98 PXY was the first Top 40 station in America to play Britney Spears “Baby One More Time” way back before she became what she is today. I really believe a “comeback” is going to happen. She’s got more structure in her life, her father is cleaning up her image, she got positive reviews for her TV appearance last week, and, like I said, her album is really good. I hope she pulls it off. I remember thinking once that she could be the second coming of Madonna.

I talked about it yesterday on the air…Is it me, or does the line in Rihanna’s new song sound like she’s singing, “You’re so ugly when you crap…” Uh, Rihanna? I don’t think anyone can really look attractive when they’re doing that.

Only a couple of days left in this round of Insiders Radio Madness…I’m battling with my buddy Tariq at DKX. He’s got to GO DOWN. Spezzano and Sandy are neck and neck with our brother Mayor, and Megan needs your votes to take down Wease. Give us some love now at Rochester Insider.

It’s Thursday, and I’m going through “Lost” withdrawal. If you watch the show, check out what I think is the best theory yet! If you don’t watch the show, don’t bother. Its a little complex at this point and reading that may cause a nosebleed.

Give me a shout today! Looking forward to hearing from you, and thanks for listening to 98 PXY!